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I'm H -A -P -P -Y.

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I'm H -A -P -P -Y.

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I know I am, I'm sure I am.

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I'm H -A -P -P -Y.

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I know I am, I'm sure I am. He's H -A -P
-P -Y.

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Fig, there's a lady doctor on the wards.
I've just seen her. Oh, yes.

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She's wearing a T -shirt. Is she?

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It's got I fell in love in Portugal on
it. Good for her.

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Well, I hope she doesn't come in here.

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Why? She might want to examine me.

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Well, I shouldn't worry. If she fell in
love in Portugal, I don't think you're

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going to spring any surprises.

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No, but I'd find it embarrassing.

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Embarrassing? I would have thought you'd
lost all modesty by now, Norman.

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We've been pushed, poked, prodded, and
our private parts exposed to public gaze

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and ridicule.

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What have you got to be so secretive
about?

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What have you got hidden down there? The
crown jewels?

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mean, Fig. It's just that I don't fancy
being asked to cough by a woman in a T

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-shirt and a split skirt.

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Oh, a split skirt? You haven't missed
much, have you?

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Have you heard, Archie? There's a lady
doctor on the wards.

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Is there?

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Well, I hope she doesn't come in here.
Oh, not you as well, Archie. What have

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you got against lady doctors?

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Fig, it's we're in hospital.

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It's a dangerous place. People have been
known to die in here.

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We need the best treatment we can get. I
have no intention of placing my body in

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the hands of a woman.

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Why not? I've never worried you before.

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In any case, I don't think you can
refuse, Archie. You're forgetting the

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Discrimination Act.

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The barriers are down, brother.

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Not in this bed, they're not, Figgis.

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Anyway, I don't agree with all this
career nonsense.

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It doesn't matter what you agree with.
It's the law.

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What if you claim exemption on religious
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What religious grounds?

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It's quite simple, really.

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I happen to believe that God took a rib
from Adam whilst he slept and created

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woman so that she should be bone of his
bone and flesh of his flesh and should

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cleave unto him.

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She's not going to have much time for
cleaving if she's out at work all day.

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I can't believe this. I can't believe
what I'm hearing.

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That's only symbolic, isn't it, Archie?
It's not really true.

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You count your ribs, Norman. You'll find
one missing.

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Will I?

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I wonder who's got mine.

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Precisely. Explain that, Figgis. I see
no reason to go against the Bible on

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one. All right, but there's no reason to
be prejudiced, Archie.

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You were always partial to a bit of
spare rib. That's got nothing to do with

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Figgis. Career women have never
interested me.

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I find them far too cold and clinical.

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She's not. She fell in love in Portugal.

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I don't care where she fell in love,
Figgis. A woman who competes with men is

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woman under stress. And do you know what
happens to women under stress? They

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develop deep voices and grow hair on
their chest.

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Good morning, everyone.

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I say, Peggy is.

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Who's that?

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Well, judging by the slogan on her
chest, I think that's her.

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She seems to be bearing up under the
stress pretty well, aren't she?

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Good morning, Mr Glover.

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I'm Dr Glossop.

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Oh, well, good morning, Dr Glossop.

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What can I do for you? I want some of
your blood.

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I beg your pardon?

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I want to take a sample of your blood.
Blood?

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From your arm. That's relief. You
thought you were going for his neck.

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Now, if you'd just roll up your sleeve.

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Just a moment.

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Have you done this before?

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Well, yes.

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Once or twice. Once or twice?

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I would point out that I have very
delicate veins, not easily accessible.

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Nor do I have a plentiful supply of
blood. I'm not just about to have a

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removed by someone who's only done it
once or twice.

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Well, everybody's got to learn, Archie.
Not on me, they haven't. It won't be a

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cupful, and it won't hurt, Mr Glover.
Someone tapping your bloodstream? Of

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course it hurts. I'm bound to feel
something. I'm not a rubber tree.

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Come along, Mr Glover.

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Aren't you being a bit of a jessie?

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A bit... A bit of a jessie?

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I have been...

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seriously ill.

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I was despaired of.

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When I came in here, I was down to
nothing. A little old lady carried me in

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a taxi.

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So if you think that I'm just about to
let a slip of a girl interfere with my

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metabolism, you're mistaken.

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I see.

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Well, I'll leave you for a moment.

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Perhaps you'll change your mind.

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He won't change his mind.

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Don't you want to look at me, Doctor?

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You're sure you don't mind being
examined by a slip of a girl? Well, I

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insist on a male nurse being present,
but if it's your first day... Right.

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Let's have a look at you.

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Not a pretty sight.

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Abdominal surgery with mild post
-operative infection.

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Due to male members of the staff
insisting on handling you just after

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their pipes.

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Oh!

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Does that hurt?

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Now, but can I give you a piece of
advice as you start out on what I hope

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be a long and successful career in
medicine?

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What's that?

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Warm your hands before examining the
patient.

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Sorry, Mr Figgis.

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Oh.

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Oh, I know what you're thinking.

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How's he keeping alive?

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I wonder meself some days.

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What seems to be the problem? Oh, you
might well ask.

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It's the old adrenal cortex not
functioning properly.

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I don't remember anything about that,
and you know? Oh, they haven't put pen

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paper yet, but they know.

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They think it's Addison's disease.

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But that's very rare.

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Rare? It's unique.

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That's why Thorpe isn't saying much, but
I know what he's thinking.

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It's in his eyes when he looks at me.

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Addison's disease.

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Poor devil.

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But it only affects four people in a
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Really? As much as that?

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Well, look at me. I've got the classic
symptoms.

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General lethargy, feeble heartbeat,
patchy skin.

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Anemia? It's all there.

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But this is very exciting. I've never
come across it before.

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Yes, you've dropped in lucky on your
first day, haven't you?

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Do you have any pain? Only in the chest,
but of course that's due to the angina.

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Oh, angina as well. Just a further
complication.

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Oh, that goes again.

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And what do you think brought that on? I
think it was I fell in love in

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Portugal.

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If you take my advice, you'll button up
that coat before Mr Thorpe comes in

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here. Why? Doesn't he approve of that
sort of thing?

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Not if he hasn't partaken.

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Ah, Dr Gloss, I thought I'd call in and
see how you were coming along.

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Good morning, Mr Thorpe.

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Well,

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I see you've found our prized patient.
What do you make of him?

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Well, there's been abdominal surgery,
which has resulted in some post

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infection. Yes.

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And there's some evidence of anemia.

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Go on.

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And with the dry skin and general
lassitude, the fault could lie with the

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adrenal cortex.

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The adrenal cortex?

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With possibly some indication of
Addison's disease.

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Addison's disease?

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Fascinating. Has the patient been
talking to you?

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Yes.

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He has just tried stopping them.

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And tell me, Doctor, have you noticed
anything else while pouring over this

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battlefield of a body?

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No, he does complain of angina.

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Angina?

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Tell me, Doctor, do you notice any link
between these ailments?

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Link? Come along, Doctor, staring you
straight in the face. What have they all

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got in common?

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I don't know. They all begin with A.

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It's quite simple. Figures he's been
working his way through the medical

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dictionary and he's now started again
with the A's.

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Tomorrow it will be the B's. We'll
probably be asked to deal with

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botulism and Baghdad button.

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What's Baghdad button, Doctor?

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Never you mind, Figures. Could I have a
word, Dr. Glossop?

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It is not an auspicious start.

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No, Mr Thorpe. When you gain a little
more experience, you'll realise that

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patients are much like witnesses in
court. They either say too much or too

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little. And in either case, they can get
you hanged. I said when you have gained

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more experience. Perhaps I should have
said if.

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I'll be frank.

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I don't like lady doctors.

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I don't like them in my wards. I don't
like the problems they bring. And I

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particularly don't like them with
slogans across their chest.

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That was just a joke, Mr. Thorpe. This
is a hospital. It is no place for jokes.

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The country has spent a great deal of
money in training you, Doctor. I should

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asked to spend a great deal of my time
in telling you everything I know, the

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of which you'll probably get pregnant.

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I consider it... I consider it an
appalling waste.

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But, Mr. Thorpe, I know... Having said
that, I bid you welcome to the hospital

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and I hope you'll be very happy here.

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Now, have you taken Glover's blood
sample?

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No. Why not?

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He didn't want me to. Didn't want you
to? He's not a Jehovah's Witness, is he?

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You think a male doctor would have taken
that rebuff? What do you want my blood

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for, Doctor? We want to test your
calcium level.

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Calcium level?

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Is there a deficiency?

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Oh, my God.

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That explains everything. The little
white flecks behind the nails, the

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of brittleness. Don't make such a fuss,
Glover.

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Now, I want that blood, Doctor, even if
you have to put your knee on his chest.

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And hurry. We don't have all day.

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Gupta.

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Now, don't worry, Mr Glover, it won't
hurt.

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I'm just going to apply a tourniquet.

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And I want you to clench your fist.

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Well, be careful, because I bruise very
easily.

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I'm sure you do.

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My, what a lovely smooth skin.

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Yes.

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It's very white, isn't it?

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And you see those little blue veins?

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They're like the fine tracery that you
get in marble.

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Yes.

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And it's one of those little blue veins
that I want.

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I'm just going to flip the needle into
one you'll feel a slight prick. That's

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all. There.

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Now I'm drawing the blood off very
slowly.

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I always think that when a patient knows
what's going on,

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Want to bet?

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Oh, you're draining me.

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I can feel it oozing away.

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There.

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We're all finished.

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Oh, thank you.

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Just a minute.

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Is that all mine?

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So much blood.

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Oh, I feel pain.

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Oh, I'm going.

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I'm going.

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You intend causing this devastation
every morning, Dr. Glossop?

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If so, I'll alert the hospital
authorities and have them standing by in

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readiness.

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and get this mess cleaned up at once.

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Yes, Mr. Thorpe.

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I'm sorry.

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Excuse me.

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She was crying.

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I beg your pardon, Norman? There was a
tear. A what?

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There was a tear on her cheek.

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We tear all our cheeks if this goes on,
Norman.

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I just hope you're all satisfied.

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I just hope you're all pleased with
yourselves.

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You have made her cry.

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Come, I must hurry. I'm all behind.

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She's been like a bull in a china shop.

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That... Woman? Do you mean Dr. Glossop,
Gupti? Yes, damn silly name.

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Why do you take that attitude, Gupti?
After all, you should know what it's

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to be a sexual outcast.

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What?

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I didn't know about this, Gupta.

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What are you talking about? I mean,
you've had to compete in a woman's

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Oh, you're right there.

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What a country.

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I'm always taking orders from women.

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There's the Queen, Mrs. Thatcher,
Machen, Filster, I'm fed up with it.

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to it, that's all. You have to face the
fact that there are some things that

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women can't do as well as men.

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Such as?

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They cannot throw a cricket ball. I have
seen them.

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Their shoulders are in the wrong place
and their bosoms get in the way.

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Yes, and she's got a very nice bosom.
Have you seen her vest? I fell in love

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Portugal.

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Don't talk about her like that.

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Can I share the joke, Gupta?

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There is no joke.

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I'm too busy for jokes.

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Excuse me, I must give Norman his
injection.

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I'll do that if you like.

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I don't think Norman would like that. As
a matter of fact, Gupti, I'd prefer it

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if Doctor gave me my injection.

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What was that, Norman?

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Doctor Glossop, would you give me my
injection?

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Are

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you

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sure you really want me to, Norman? Yes,
please.

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Where would you like it?

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I beg your pardon?

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In the arm or the bottom?

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Oh, in the arm, please.

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You usually have it in the bottom. Shut
up, please.

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I haven't done this very often.

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You don't have to look.

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Well, one of you has to.

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What should I do, inject him or harpoon
him, Doctor?

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Go ahead, Doctor. I can take it.

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Not at all.

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Oh, I must be getting better.

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Yes, you've certainly brought the
courage of his kids.

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What are you doing, Doctor?

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I was giving Norman his injection.

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Oh, are you indeed?

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And where are the notes? You can't give
an injection without referring to the

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notes. Where are they?

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I thought you had them, Mr Thorpe. Why
should I have them? I'm not a filing

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clerk.

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I suggest you go and find them.

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Do I have to do everything myself?

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What's this?

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I think they're my notes, Mr Thorpe.

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What are they doing here? They're
confidential.

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They should be left lying around. Who
put them there?

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You did.

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Oh.

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Mr Thorpe, do you think I could have a
word?

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Yes, Figures.

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Don't you think you're being a bit hard
on Dr Glossop?

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You mean because she's a woman? Yes,
just because she is a woman, a rather

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attractive woman. Aren't you trying to
put that fact to the back of your mind?

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What are you getting at, Figures?

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A hospital is a very claustrophobic
world, and you two could be working in

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proximity, where the whiff of a perfume
or the sudden sight of those cute little

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freckles on her cheek may distract your
attention just for a moment.

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Stuff and nonsense, Vickers.

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Perhaps you're right, Doctor. Perhaps
the bluff, irascible manner of yours is

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your best means of defence.

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I'm sorry, Mr. Thorpe, I can't find the
notes anywhere.

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I seem to have lost them. No, you have
not, Dr. Glossop. I misplayed them. It

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was entirely my fault. I must apologise.

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In my eagerness to apportion blame, I
picked on the youngest and the most

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inexperienced. That was absolutely
unforgivable of me.

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Now, allow me to make amends by offering
you freckles in my room.

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Freckles?

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Um, I mean coffee.

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This way, my dear.

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I wonder if she'll come tonight.

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Who?

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Amy. I mean, Dr. Glossop. She came last
night.

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She had a long talk.

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My word, it hasn't taken long, has it?

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A what?

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For her to win favour with the patients
and the doctors.

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That's because she's a wonderful person.
Wonderful person? That's just because

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she wiggles her hips.

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Amy Glossop does not wiggle her hips.
It's just that she is simply wonderful.

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Oh, come along, Norman. She's a woman,
isn't she? They're all the same. They're

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mad for it.

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Take off that white coat and what have
you got?

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You've got Amy Glossop.

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00:16:48,740 --> 00:16:51,210
Hello, Norman. How are you feeling this
evening?

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00:16:51,420 --> 00:16:53,520
I'm feeling much better, Amy.

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00:16:53,820 --> 00:16:55,000
I like the outfit.

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I've been to a party.

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You look terrific.

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I'd better go and put my white coat on.

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Will you come back and see me later?

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00:17:04,180 --> 00:17:05,380
Of course I will, Norman.

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Doctor, could I have a word?

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00:17:10,599 --> 00:17:11,679
Certainly, Mr Glover.

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What is it? Have you had the results of
my calcium test yet?

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Not yet.

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00:17:16,540 --> 00:17:17,680
But I shouldn't worry.

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00:17:17,980 --> 00:17:21,940
But I need to know. You see, I have this
habit of grinding my teeth at night.

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And if there is a deficiency, I'll be
down to the gums by night.

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00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:34,350
Why do you think you grind your teeth?
Well, it's the inactivity.

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It doesn't suit a man like me.

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I get restless at night.

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But you must rest.

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00:17:41,971 --> 00:17:45,489
I can't. You see, once you've been under
the knife, you get this new zest for

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living. I want to go out into the fields
and run through the damp grass and look

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at the sky and talk to a beautiful
woman.

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I'll see if I can get you something to
make you sleep.

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00:17:54,590 --> 00:17:57,789
What has night to do with sleep? Night
has better sweets to prove.

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Venus now wakes and awakens love.

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00:18:00,530 --> 00:18:01,580
Yes.

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Quiet.

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00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:06,350
Excuse me, Mr Glover, I think I'd better
go and get my white coat.

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00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:12,580
Did you hear that, Fig? He was quoting
poetry at her. You keep away from her,

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00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:15,290
Glover! What's it got to do with you,
mother's boy?

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00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:20,170
Actually, I always find that a bit of
poetry gets them going.

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00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:24,739
Gets them going? Did you hear that, Fig?
Yes, I heard, and I'm shocked at the

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pair of you. I don't know what you think
you're doing.

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00:18:27,331 --> 00:18:30,859
Here's a young girl starting out in her
career, needing all the help she can

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00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:31,919
get, and what do you do?

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00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:35,419
Try and take advantage of her. I was
only chatting her up, Roy. And where do

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think that was going to lead? You want
to watch it. Remember the calcium. You

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start that game with her, mate, you
could snap like a dead twig.

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00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:43,140
Don't be ridiculous, Roy.

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00:18:43,141 --> 00:18:46,279
She said there was nothing to worry
about. Well, I'm not so sure. They don't

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00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:49,419
always tell you the truth, and quite
frankly, when you walk around here,

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00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:50,540
can hear you creaking.

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00:18:50,541 --> 00:18:54,959
You're just trying to frighten me.
Perhaps I am, Archie. I just don't think

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00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:57,260
right. But I wasn't trying to chat her
up, Fig.

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I love her. Oh, yes? Well, you seem to
have an amazing capacity for falling in

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00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:05,539
love these days. In fact, ever since you
were at Times Wing at Chariot area

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00:19:05,540 --> 00:19:08,859
near, you seem to fall in love with
everyone you meet. Hardly get some sort

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substitute for not going abroad.

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00:19:12,140 --> 00:19:17,039
But this is different, Fig. I know it
is. All right, you love her. But if you

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love someone, you've got to be prepared
to let them go, Norman.

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She's worked hard all these years to
become a doctor.

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00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:24,900
Don't hold her back.

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00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:26,620
Don't chain her down.

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00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:28,500
I don't want to do that.

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00:19:28,820 --> 00:19:33,179
I'm sure you don't. But if you love
someone, you've got to be prepared to do

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big thing.

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00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:36,180
Let her spread her wings, Norman.

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00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:38,700
Let her soar as high as she can.

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00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:42,030
I've never looked at it like that, Roy.
You're right.

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00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:46,700
She's got her career. The poor, the
sick, the maimed need her more than I

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00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,720
Who am I to hold her back?

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00:19:49,070 --> 00:19:50,310
Norman Binns.

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00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:52,690
Failed draughtsman.

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00:19:53,510 --> 00:19:55,390
I knew you'd understand, Norman.

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00:19:55,391 --> 00:19:59,089
I didn't understand what all the fuss is
about. I was only chatting her up.

401
00:19:59,090 --> 00:20:02,640
Well, it's not right, Archie. You
cheapen yourself and you cheapen her.

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00:20:02,830 --> 00:20:04,330
Treating her like a sex object.

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00:20:04,410 --> 00:20:08,140
Taking advantage of her because she's a
young girl trying to do a man's job.

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00:20:08,270 --> 00:20:09,350
Pulling her like that.

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00:20:09,610 --> 00:20:10,890
I think it's disgusting.

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00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:14,500
But, Roy... I'm sorry, Archie. I don't
want to talk about it anymore.

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00:20:15,410 --> 00:20:16,460
Well...

408
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:19,140
I never realised he felt like that about
it.

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00:20:21,380 --> 00:20:22,440
He's right, you know.

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00:20:23,340 --> 00:20:25,200
You mean about cheapening yourself?

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00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:27,620
No. I am creaking.

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00:20:35,580 --> 00:20:38,120
You look very serious, Vigis. What's the
matter?

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00:20:38,340 --> 00:20:39,600
A word of warning, Doctor.

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00:20:39,601 --> 00:20:43,599
I know you want to be accepted round
here, but make sure the price isn't too

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00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:44,970
high. What do you mean?

416
00:20:44,971 --> 00:20:48,329
I mean, don't lose your integrity.
There's a lot of people watching you.

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00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:51,280
Florence Nightingale, Emily Pankhurst,
Germaine Greer.

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00:20:51,630 --> 00:20:53,010
Don't let them down, Doctor.

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00:20:53,230 --> 00:20:55,150
Figgis, what are you trying to tell me?

420
00:20:55,151 --> 00:20:59,309
There's someone running around here
boasting he's going to sweep you off

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00:20:59,310 --> 00:21:00,360
feet.

422
00:21:00,490 --> 00:21:01,550
Oh, is he?

423
00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:04,589
I don't want to name any names, but any
minute he could come slinking in here

424
00:21:04,590 --> 00:21:08,510
for a bit of slap and tickle. I don't
believe it. He's taking bets on it.

425
00:21:08,511 --> 00:21:11,349
Well, we'll see about that. Shh, there's
somebody coming.

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00:21:11,350 --> 00:21:12,910
Don't worry, I won't be far away.

427
00:21:17,930 --> 00:21:19,070
hoping I might find you.

428
00:21:19,071 --> 00:21:22,449
I just wanted to say I've been watching
you very carefully over the last few

429
00:21:22,450 --> 00:21:24,330
days. I think you're shaping up nicely.

430
00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:28,510
Do you really, Mr. Thorpe? Oh, please.
Call me Gordon.

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00:21:29,710 --> 00:21:33,509
You mustn't be put off by my brusque
manners. A very solitary life being a

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00:21:33,510 --> 00:21:35,740
surgeon. I find it hard to get close to
people.

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00:21:36,050 --> 00:21:38,370
How close do you want to get, Gordon?

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00:21:39,030 --> 00:21:41,680
Well, I was wondering if you'd like to
see me operate.

435
00:21:45,270 --> 00:21:49,489
Watch my technique at close quarters. I
could teach you a great deal, my dear. I

436
00:21:49,490 --> 00:21:51,790
think you and I could work very well
together.

437
00:21:52,230 --> 00:21:53,870
No, thank you, Mr Thorpe.

438
00:21:54,350 --> 00:21:59,230
Pardon? I am very well aware how you
operate. Just don't try it on me.

439
00:22:00,461 --> 00:22:04,829
I think there's been some
misunderstanding.

440
00:22:04,830 --> 00:22:05,910
There certainly has.

441
00:22:06,190 --> 00:22:10,709
I am not a pushover, Mr Thorpe. A
pushover? And I can make my way in

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00:22:10,710 --> 00:22:12,270
without any of that. Any of what?

443
00:22:12,670 --> 00:22:13,850
Slap and tickle.

444
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:15,560
Slap and tickle?

445
00:22:16,180 --> 00:22:18,360
I don't slap and tickle people.

446
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:20,900
That's not what I've heard.

447
00:22:22,700 --> 00:22:23,750
Who?

448
00:22:25,940 --> 00:22:28,460
Excuse me, I think I bleeped.

449
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:34,580
I made you a marvellous. I didn't go too
far.

450
00:22:34,940 --> 00:22:36,920
But the vanity of the man...

451
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:39,120
I think he's God's gift to women.

452
00:22:39,121 --> 00:22:42,939
He won't anymore. I was proud of you.
You're beautiful when you're angry. The

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00:22:42,940 --> 00:22:45,110
little flecks in your eyes sort of light
up.

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00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:48,300
I just didn't want him to think I was
that sort of a person.

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00:22:48,740 --> 00:22:51,320
Do you think I'm like that, Figgis? Of
course not.

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00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:55,030
Are there little flecks in my eyes,
Figgis?

457
00:22:55,380 --> 00:22:56,430
Oh, yes.

458
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:58,240
I know it's the first time I saw you.

459
00:22:59,180 --> 00:23:01,780
Hazel eyes with little lights dancing in
them.

460
00:23:02,540 --> 00:23:05,580
But you never wanted to take advantage.

461
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:09,620
No. I knew you were a woman devoted to
her career.

462
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,090
Of course.

463
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:18,800
Mind you, on second thoughts, a man
can't always resist temptation.

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00:23:19,620 --> 00:23:21,060
I think she's in here, Norman.

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00:23:23,340 --> 00:23:26,620
Ah, Dr Glossop, I just wanted to say
sorry.

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00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:29,670
Norman and I have been talking and
Figgis was right.

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00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:33,840
I was out of line back there on the
ward.

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00:23:36,150 --> 00:23:40,829
Why what's the matter? I think you're
creaking again!

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